NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Today the Republican Vice-Presidential pick Paul Ryan published the following poem to America: http://nyr.kr/Q3TwHD
Photograph by Evan Vucci/AP Photo.
Two Supernatural things in a row, but every time I see this man, I imagine he is a leviathan. He just has the look.
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THIS IS HILARIOUS.
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Omg…this is hysterical.
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Smug Little Prick
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THIS IS REAL? Jesus Christ the presidential candidates, for all parties, are fucking ridiculous.
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Okay, I’m voting for Romney/Ryan: This morning I was at Equinox Getting ripped and shredded, pumped and jacked,...
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Any thoughts on the GOP vice presidential hopeful? Seems like a cool guy (from the poem).
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This isn’t real!! Is it???
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BAHA. This was so amazing, I’m still laughing about this shit.
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This… This can’t be real?
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This fake poem to America from Paul Ryan is hilariously fitblr-related This morning I was at Equinox Getting ripped and...
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Yeah is a total Dick-type person. I bet he’s against in vitro fertilization so much because he doesn’t like human...
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Wow, no
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Two Supernatural things in a row, but every time I see this man, I imagine he is a leviathan. He just has the look.
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I’m sorry, but people will still want to see Romney’s tax returns.
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harharhar.
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