I ate matzah for breakfast. I’m out of food.
when remus first got bitten by a werewolf his parents rushed him to the hospital and they were like “what’s wrong?” “he was bitten by a werewolf” “oh god. what’s his name?” “remus lupin.” “sir are you fucking with me right now”
Do you think maybe wizards have some magic ritual for changing their name? Like maybe Lupin went and eradicated his birth name to protect his family and he replaced it a goofy pun because he has a dry, miserable sense of humor. Nobody knows that wasn’t always his name.